Monday, March 14, 2011

The REAL Cause of Body Fat

I figured out why I'm fat! The shampoo I use in the shower that runs down my body says "for extra volume and body". I'm going to start using "Dawn" dish soap. It says "dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove.” Repost if you have the same issue ;-)

            Now what I want to know is why isn’t this headline news? Why do I have to learn about this simple cause of body fat on FaceBook? I suspect it’s a conspiracy by shampoo makers to hide the truth. After all, shampoo must be a multi-million dollar industry, and the fact that this harmful side effect has been carefully concealed for so many years is a BIG DEAL! Where are Woodward and Bernstein when you need them, huh?

            My doctor doesn’t believe that the shampoo-fat link has been scientifically proven. What does he know anyway? I listened to his advice, which included some nonsense about exercising and eating less in order to lose weight. Puhleeze! I’ve tried that before, and it just hasn’t worked out for me. At this point, I’m willing to try something new. Dawn dish soap it is!

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