This is a closet.
This is a closet on drugs.
Guess which one is mine.
This is Tim Gunn's most likely reaction to viewing my closet.
I'm not sure I can make it work, Tim. I mean, look at that mess!
Well of course I do...
|Last day of class for the Fab 5|
|Disney World, July 2011|
Mother's Day 2009
|Stonehenge, October 2010|
|Wreck's first grooming|
|Meeting my grandniece|
OK, so it's my favorite black shirt. Get off my back!
No, you're right. I should get rid of the stuff in my closet that I never wear. I'm planning on doing that.
Yes, I mean it. Let me pencil it in on my calendar right now. Hmm...I have a dentist appointment tomorrow. Maybe next week? No, I'm doing volunteer work next week. The week after that? No, Gloria and I are going to the spa. Maybe I can work it in around September 15th, unless I get that job I interviewed for. Then I'll be working.
But I promise I'll clean out the closet at my earliest convenience. Cross my heart and hope to...well, you know.