Friday, March 30, 2012

How could you not love this? It's bacon!

            Do you love bacon? I mean, do you REALLY love bacon? If so, the manufacturers of baconaisse and bacon salt have just the product for you. Ready for it?

It’s a bacon coffin. Really? Yes!

Let’s face it – those of us who can’t get enough bacon are going to need one of these sooner rather than later. You might as well continue to demonstrate your love of bacon for all eternity by being buried in a bacon coffin, right?

This coffin – a true bargain at $2999.99 – is not only painted to look like bacon, but it also comes with a bacon sachet to keep your corpse smelling bacon-y delicious. Much better than that rotting flower smell of your average corpse, don’t you think?

In case you’re worried about how the cemetery plans to keep dogs from digging you up for a bacon and bones breakfast, you don’t have to lose any sleep. The casket will safely hold your remains just as well as any other steel casket manufactured today. So if you want to express your love for bacon, nothing truly says love better than a bacon coffin. I say, go for it!