Friday, November 2, 2012

Prince Charming for President

The biggest problem facing the United States today is our relations with foreign governments. Our foreign policy is weak, and I am the perfect man to tackle this problem. My name is Prince Charming, and I am running for the office of President of the United States.

One aspect of foreign policy that I am particularly suited for is diplomacy. See this 100watt smile? I have found that a warm smile combined with my handsome visage and tall, muscular body easily convinces opponents that I am right about whatever topic is being discussed. I am very persuasive and, well, charming, if you will. It's one of my greatest gifts.

Of course, talking often isn't enough to solve our problems with foreign governments that refuse to be reasonable. I am an experienced military leader. I have led several successful campaigns against neighboring countries. My expertise with a sword is widely acknowledged, and I have never lost a cavalry battle.

I intend to build up a strong military presence within the United States to deter attacks. Once enemies understand that we are prepared to unsheathe our swords and defend ourselves, they will back away from the fight or suffer the consequences. We must show the world that we are strong and that we intend to protect what is ours.

Your vote for me will ensure the implementation of an effective foreign policy based on strength, diplomacy, and charm. My name is Prince Charming, and I approved this message.

Paid for by the Committee of Princesses and Average Citizens to Elect Prince Charming.

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